i cybered on omegle today

• You: hi
• Stranger: hey
• You: wanna cyber
• Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
• You: ya
• Stranger: And okay then, you start?
• You: i come into ur bedroom
• You: and ur sleeping
• You: and i crawl under your blanket
• Stranger: I'm still asleep
• You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
• You: and u wake up and smile
• Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
• You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
• You: cutting off your penis
• Stranger: wait
• You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
• Stranger: Then what...?
• You: I HATE YOU
• Stranger: I didn't cheat
• You: you bleed to death in your bed
• Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
• You: nobody ever knows what happened
• You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
• You: the end
• Stranger: I have a mercedes?
• You: not anymore faggot
• Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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• gatsby: hey i just met you
• gatsby: and this is crazy
• gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
• gatsby: so call me maybe

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Japanese artist Mika Aoki uses the ethereal quality of glass to get us to look differently at subjects like viruses, reproduction and the origins of life.

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The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

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